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		<title>Science confirms: Money can&#8217;t buy happiness</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2010/05/01/science-confirms-money-cant-buy-happiness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 23:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dedwarmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A year after losing the use of their legs and a year after winning the lotto, lottery winners and paraplegics are equally happy with their lives. -Dan Gilbert]]></description>
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<blockquote>A year after losing the use of their legs and a year after winning the lotto, lottery winners and paraplegics are equally happy with their lives. -Dan Gilbert</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Werner Herzog</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2010/04/15/werner-herzog-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dedwarmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a letter to Werner Herzog by Roger Ebert: It is safe to say you are as admired and venerated as any filmmaker alive—among those who have heard of you, of course. Those who do not know your work, and the work of your comrades in the independent film world, are missing experiences that might [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From a <a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071117/PEOPLE/71117002">letter</a> to <a href="http://www.wernerherzog.com/">Werner Herzog</a> by Roger Ebert:</p>
<blockquote><p>It is safe to say you are as admired and venerated as any filmmaker alive—among those who have heard of you, of course. Those who do not know your work, and the work of your comrades in the independent film world, are missing experiences that might shake and inspire them.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Art Benjamin:  Mathemagician</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2010/03/06/1769/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dedwarmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arthur Benjamin: Lightning calculation and other &#8220;Mathemagic&#8221; In this video Arthur Benjamin calculates squares of 2, 3, and 4 digit numbers faster than you can do it on a calculator. I know. I tried to keep up while watching the video. Audience members give him their birthdate and he tells them what day of the [...]]]></description>
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In this video <a href="http://www.math.hmc.edu/~benjamin/mathemagics.htm">Arthur Benjamin</a> calculates squares of 2, 3, and 4 digit numbers faster than you can do it on a calculator.  I know.  I tried to keep up while watching the video.  Audience members give him their birthdate and he tells them what day of the week they were born.  Wait until you see what he does for his grand finale.</p>
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		<title>Asimo&#8217;s Unite</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2009/06/18/asimos-unite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dedwarmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Gizmodo.com. Thanks to Blackmage004 for the tip.]]></description>
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		<title>Non-conformists oath</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2009/03/22/non-conformists-oath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now let&#8217;s repeat the non-conformists oath: I promise to be different. I promise to be unique. I promise not to repeat things other people say! -Steve Martin from his comedy album, Wild and Crazy Guy Photo: Wikimedia]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Now let&#8217;s repeat the non-conformists oath: I promise to be different. I promise to be unique. I promise not to repeat things other people say!</p>
<p>-Steve Martin from his comedy album, <I>Wild and Crazy Guy</I></p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dedwarmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/p-240-180-2176634c-8fbd-4ad5-8323-b4d8789e6194.jpeg"><img src="http://dedwarmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/p-240-180-2176634c-8fbd-4ad5-8323-b4d8789e6194.jpeg" alt="" width="180" height="240" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
<p>Photo: Wikimedia</p>
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		<title>Philippe Petit balances Oscar on his chin</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2009/02/23/philippe-petit-balances-oscar-on-his-chin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dedwarmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man on Wire won the Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature this year. The subject of the film, Philippe Petit, leapt up on stage while the filmmakers were giving their speeches. When it was his turn, he said he wanted to &#8220;thank the Academy for believing in magic&#8221; as he vanished a coin that he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_1118" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD9jsx9mKtQ"><img src="http://dedwarmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/philippe.jpg" alt="Philippe Petit with Oscar on chin" title="Philippe Petit with Oscar on chin" width="450" height="301" class="size-full wp-image-1118" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Philippe Petit with Oscar on chin</p></div><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155592/"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155592/"><img width="50" height="50" src="http://dedwarmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/man-on-wire-150x150.jpg"></a>Man on Wire</a> won the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/81st_Academy_Awards_nominees_and_winners">Academy Award</a> for Best Documentary Feature this year. The subject of the film, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Petit">Philippe Petit</a>, leapt up on stage while the filmmakers were giving their speeches. When it was his turn, he said he wanted to &#8220;thank the Academy for believing in magic&#8221; as he vanished a coin that he was holding in his hand.  Then he reached for one of the Oscar statuettes and proceeded to balance it on his chin.  How many other jugglers, unicyclists, wire walkers and magicians have held an Oscar at the Academy awards?  I&#8217;m sure he would have walked a tightrope over the heads of the audience if they had let him.  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD9jsx9mKtQ">Watch the Oscar antics on YouTube.</a></p>
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		<title>Car attacked by clowns</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2009/02/23/car-attacked-by-clowns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dedwarmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am trying to learn to juggle plungers. On YouTube there are some videos of people who already know how.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&#038;search_query=juggling+plungers&#038;aq=f"><img src="http://dedwarmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/plungers.jpg" alt="plungers stuck to windshield" title="Plungers" width="450" height="338" class="size-full wp-image-1109" /></a>I am trying to learn to juggle plungers.  On YouTube there are <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&#038;search_query=juggling+plungers&#038;aq=f">some videos</a> of people who already know how.</p>
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		<title>Snirt</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2009/02/07/snirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dedwarmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snirt in Whately, Massachusetts]]></description>
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<p>Snirt in Whately, Massachusetts</p>
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		<title>Elephant larger than the Sun</title>
		<link>http://dedwarmo.com/2009/02/02/elephant-larger-than-the-sun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was an Internet hoax going around that a woman said an elephant was larger than the Moon on a television game show. People laughed. Well now I have proof that not only are elephants larger than the Moon, but they are also larger than the Sun.]]></description>
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<p>There was an <a href="http://www.hoax-slayer.com/elephant-moon-quiz-question.shtml">Internet hoax</a> going around that a woman said an elephant was larger than the Moon on a television game show. People laughed. Well now I have proof that not only are elephants larger than the Moon, but they are also larger than the Sun. </p>
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